Have you ever wondered what your girl does when she’s alone and turned on? Of course, you have. You’d be lying through your teeth if you say you haven’t. What if your imagination was fuelled right now? And you get to picture exactly what it is that a woman does when she’s all by herself and stricken with want so great, I doubt you could really help if you were even around. *wink*
I’ll start with the most decent and go to the dirtiest. You might want to lock yourself some place private.
1. We Watch Porn
We may like to cringe at your own personal collection when you bring up the subject ever so mildly (you should learn to man up about your hobbies, by the way). But, we have a stash of our own. It ranges from the mainstream doctor-nurse drama to lesbian one-on-ones; and threesomes to some harmless S&M. Don’t look so shocked. We fantasize a lot and porn gives wings to our fantasies—nice, luscious wings spread wide!
2. We Parade Around Naked
We love how liberating it feels to be absolutely naked and feel the air move around and about our bare skin. We also admire our bare bodies in a life-sized mirror—every curve, every edge and every perfect imperfection. Yeah, John Legend damn well knew what he was talking about. It’s like we’re the only supermodel in the whole world and we could rock our own world, let alone yours! We feel so free, empowered and sexy that right then, Victoria’s got no secrets on us. It’s so much better than sexy lingerie!
3. We Move Like A Dream
We’re doing it all when we’re alone. Call it practice, or whatever you want. We’re uninhibited and free and no one’s watching us, or judging the way we move. It makes it one of the best acts you will never see in your life. We may re-enact it for you when we’re feeling generous and mushy for you. But, it still won’t be the same as when we’re doing it for no one but us, all alone. Pity, you don’t even know what you’re missing, Hon!